Here are some of the nice things I’ve said about Corporate Panther over the years on this message board:
* One of the most despicable humans I ever met.
* The stories of his generosity are pure fiction. They were drudged up by his weasel kid (conjunto panther) and his suck ass lacky, Macchiato.
*SOB was so despised; he had an open bar at his own funeral so people would attend. But of course, there was a cover charge.
* He died “falling” out of a 6th floor window. Some say he was pushed. The police didn’t even investigate. They claimed the list of suspects was longer than a Monday morning after a Steelers loss…
* Biggest hypocrite on two feet. By day, he was a snob pretending to be a proper, God fearing, family man. By night he was a drunk and a wh*re chaser. Yes, a wh*re chaser. He was so reprehensible, that hookers wouldn’t take his money for any kind of sex. So, he had to go from one town to another to find some dirty leg…
* He was a slumlord who raised the rent whenever the cat houses and bars raised their prices….
* He was the biggest loudmouth at the Duquesne Club. Constantly bragging about his phony accomplishments. He was so obnoxious that the patrons tried to bribe the cooks into adding rat poison to his food…
* So Stingy he would steal the money off a dead man’s eyes!
*He was so tight he could squeeze a nickel until the Indian was riding the buffalo!
*He’d squeeze a penny until heads and tails were on the same side!
*He’d pinch a penny till Lincoln shoots Boothe!
* Would squeeze a Nickel till the eagle hollers!
* He would pinch a penny until Lincoln’s beard fell off!
* Class A Chiseler!
* He’d eat his own shit if it didn’t stink so bad just to save a buck!
* He still has the first nickel he ever made!
* He stretched the dollar until Washington surrenders to the British!
* He’d Skin a gnat for a penny
Please add yours as well....
* One of the most despicable humans I ever met.
* The stories of his generosity are pure fiction. They were drudged up by his weasel kid (conjunto panther) and his suck ass lacky, Macchiato.
*SOB was so despised; he had an open bar at his own funeral so people would attend. But of course, there was a cover charge.
* He died “falling” out of a 6th floor window. Some say he was pushed. The police didn’t even investigate. They claimed the list of suspects was longer than a Monday morning after a Steelers loss…
* Biggest hypocrite on two feet. By day, he was a snob pretending to be a proper, God fearing, family man. By night he was a drunk and a wh*re chaser. Yes, a wh*re chaser. He was so reprehensible, that hookers wouldn’t take his money for any kind of sex. So, he had to go from one town to another to find some dirty leg…
* He was a slumlord who raised the rent whenever the cat houses and bars raised their prices….
* He was the biggest loudmouth at the Duquesne Club. Constantly bragging about his phony accomplishments. He was so obnoxious that the patrons tried to bribe the cooks into adding rat poison to his food…
* So Stingy he would steal the money off a dead man’s eyes!
*He was so tight he could squeeze a nickel until the Indian was riding the buffalo!
*He’d squeeze a penny until heads and tails were on the same side!
*He’d pinch a penny till Lincoln shoots Boothe!
* Would squeeze a Nickel till the eagle hollers!
* He would pinch a penny until Lincoln’s beard fell off!
* Class A Chiseler!
* He’d eat his own shit if it didn’t stink so bad just to save a buck!
* He still has the first nickel he ever made!
* He stretched the dollar until Washington surrenders to the British!
* He’d Skin a gnat for a penny
Please add yours as well....
