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Hopefully Section5 is finalizing the 2020 version of Walkin’ in a Winter Wlaterland

Demolition Man

Walk-on
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2020 was a crazy year and I just found the 2019 version of Walkin’ in a Winter Wlaterland below. The last stanza made me laugh, every year offers hope :)

Here is my contribution after last night's game.

Duzz's mask, always foggin'
Half the team opted out, apparently to go egg noggin'
To face unafraid, the non existent bowl plans that we've made
Walkin’ in a Winter Wlaterland

Happy Holidays to all.

Thanks to Section5
Dec 4, 2019
Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left land closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand

Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland

Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?

Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land

Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

Hail to Pitt!!!
 
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