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OT: Citizens arrest

under no circunstances can you as a civilian detain, impede the progress of another citizen. he has the right of self defence and you are liable foe any damages incurred. the citizen you are illegally impeding can use all force necessary to protect himself or his family. if he happens to carrying with permit ti carry you're in some deep shit.walk away mind you're business-read a book.
 
I appreciate the advice. I did not make a citizens arrest. I did the right thing and approached the driver and explained my concern for him and others who may be on the road. I did not accuse him of anything, just stated my concern. Unfortunately, he took this as a threat and thought I was going to get him fired (he was definitely high on marijuana at the time and confused). He called me a "female dog" and tossed my Vinyeard Vines package on the ground. I have another order coming tomorrow. Hopefully I can talk some sense into him.
 
I appreciate the advice. I did not make a citizens arrest. I did the right thing and approached the driver and explained my concern for him and others who may be on the road. I did not accuse him of anything, just stated my concern. Unfortunately, he took this as a threat and thought I was going to get him fired (he was definitely high on marijuana at the time and confused). He called me a "female dog" and tossed my Vinyeard Vines package on the ground. I have another order coming tomorrow. Hopefully I can talk some sense into him.
lol, love it.

yep, keep trying to talk to him and dont let this de-escalate, im sure it will all work out when he sees the error of his ways and wouldnt be surprised if he ends up thanking you for all of this..
 
I appreciate the advice. I did not make a citizens arrest. I did the right thing and approached the driver and explained my concern for him and others who may be on the road. I did not accuse him of anything, just stated my concern. Unfortunately, he took this as a threat and thought I was going to get him fired (he was definitely high on marijuana at the time and confused). He called me a "female dog" and tossed my Vinyeard Vines package on the ground. I have another order coming tomorrow. Hopefully I can talk some sense into him.

You gonna take that lip from him? You went from citizens arrest to having him insult your manhood and defacing your suburban clothing without doing anything. Come on...
At least research some rehab facilities in the area and offer him some pamphlets to get help.
Or give him a job that doesn't involve driving. That way he can get high and not run over someone
 
under no circunstances can you as a civilian detain, impede the progress of another citizen. he has the right of self defence and you are liable foe any damages incurred. the citizen you are illegally impeding can use all force necessary to protect himself or his family. if he happens to carrying with permit ti carry you're in some deep shit.walk away mind you're business-read a book.
Yes, you absolutely can, although I wouldn't advise it under anything but the most extreme circumstances. You can even use deadly force if there is reasonable belief that death or serious bodily injury will occur if you don't act. You just better be certain.
 
Dropping my vineyard vines package most certainly justifies use of deadly force
The only reason why I am mentioning the name brand is he mocked me for being a stereotypical "Caucasian". Without context, that probably does not make much sense.
 
Vineyard vines lol and people on here took it seriously (or at least acted like it)
 
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The only reason why I am mentioning the name brand is he mocked me for being a stereotypical "Caucasian". Without context, that probably does not make much sense.
Now I know this thread is complete BS.
FU jagoff!
 
This is the result of your generation being raised by women. You need to act like a man.
Boomers - Almost exclusively raised in single income families with stay-at-home mothers.

Also Boomers - "Look at all you Millennials raised by WOMEN."
 
Call Amazon. Mention the dope smell. Mention his behavior. Do nothing else.
 
This is the result of your generation being raised by women. You need to act like a man.
Thank you. It's not often I get a thread where I can use two gifs from my favorite mob movies.

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1. Enlist the help of your neighbors to create a posse.

2. Make sure all in the posse are equipped with:
a) Zip ties
b) Badges (see below)
c) Barney Fife's Deputy Guide (see below)
d) Cell phones ready to video this citizen's arrest so you can post it on here

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I appreciate the advice. I did not make a citizens arrest. I did the right thing and approached the driver and explained my concern for him and others who may be on the road. I did not accuse him of anything, just stated my concern. Unfortunately, he took this as a threat and thought I was going to get him fired (he was definitely high on marijuana at the time and confused). He called me a "female dog" and tossed my Vinyeard Vines package on the ground. I have another order coming tomorrow. Hopefully I can talk some sense into him.
I hope your package tomorrow doesn't smell like urine !
 
Like many of you, I order from Amazon a few times per week. The driver who drops off many items (not in an Amazon truck but a personal car) is definitely high on marijuana. It is so bad that my packages reek of marijuana. He must drive around and take the drug. He is going to kill someone or drive off the road. Someone is going to get hurt. I am ordering some items which will arrive tomorrow, and I plan on making a citizen’s arrest.
How exactly are you going to arrest him? Pull a gun? If you said you where going to arrest me I'd start hysterically laughing and tell you to F OFF, maybe take a hit off of a joint if I had one and keep laughing :)
 
those amazon dsp trucks all have a system in it called netradyne, damn big brother technology if there ever was one. these cameras pick up everything, from drifting thru stop signs to seeing if the driver is texting/cell phone, eating, drinking, etc.

so i doubt very much that an amazon is blazing up while working the route.. doesnt mean he cant take a 15 minute break i guess and go outside the van but no amazon driver is smoking weed daily doing his routes..
 
You could also call his employer and have someone pull a surprise inspection of him.
Take a picture of them toking. Call the employer (number on truck) and let them know their stoned employee pert near ran you off the road
 
those amazon dsp trucks all have a system in it called netradyne, damn big brother technology if there ever was one. these cameras pick up everything, from drifting thru stop signs to seeing if the driver is texting/cell phone, eating, drinking, etc.

so i doubt very much that an amazon is blazing up while working the route.. doesnt mean he cant take a 15 minute break i guess and go outside the van but no amazon driver is smoking weed daily doing his routes..

Amazon driver in my neighborhood the other day must've figured it was faster for him to leave his sliding doors open so that he didn't have to take the time to open them to get the packages out to deliver. He was in front of me and he took a hard left turn from the main road onto my residential street. About 6 packages come flying out into the street. I was very close to running them over. My wife would've blamed me if I ran over a package she was expecting. :)
 
Amazon driver in my neighborhood the other day must've figured it was faster for him to leave his sliding doors open so that he didn't have to take the time to open them to get the packages out to deliver. He was in front of me and he took a hard left turn from the main road onto my residential street. About 6 packages come flying out into the street. I was very close to running them over. My wife would've blamed me if I ran over a package she was expecting. :)
they are stopping 150 times a day, no exaggeration. the sliding doors stay open and are kept open with a latch, it saves plenty of time. only when they are going on highways or your 79s/ do they close it.

most deliveries are 2-3 on the same street. to expect them to close it every delivery is just not sensical. But yeah, when they do this, probably best to go slow to avoid packages going out the side door.

what's crazy, this system in these vans, they measure G force too so if a driver is taking a turn to fast, they get dinged for it. quick stops and hard turns are marked against them and their driving record..
 
they are stopping 150 times a day, no exaggeration. the sliding doors stay open and are kept open with a latch, it saves plenty of time. only when they are going on highways or your 79s/ do they close it.

most deliveries are 2-3 on the same street. to expect them to close it every delivery is just not sensical. But yeah, when they do this, probably best to go slow to avoid packages going out the side door.

what's crazy, this system in these vans, they measure G force too so if a driver is taking a turn to fast, they get dinged for it. quick stops and hard turns are marked against them and their driving record..
He was driving on a busy state route. Only 2 lanes, but speed limit is 45. I think driving with the doors open on a road like that is a bit dangerous. I should've made a citizens arrest. :)
 
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He was driving on a busy state route. Only 2 lanes, but speed limit is 45. I think driving with the doors open on a road like that is a bit dangerous. I should've made a citizens arrest. :)
yeah, main road going 45, not a residential neighborhood, obviously not stopping every other house, dude probably should have closed the side door. not dangerous but gonna lose some packages for sure.
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those message board genius people are ON IT. This one deserves a high position on their absurdity rankings board. No pun intended.
i will not rest until one of my posts makes this board. absolute disgraceful that i have yet to make it.
 
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