I’ve seen some good ones. Definitely needs its own thread.
“As a young African American coach, don’t you just LOVE James Franklin?! What am inspiration, amirite?!”
“This one’s for you, Heather: how long have you been a female athletic director?”
“Can I get one in?”
“Go ahead, Mr Zeise.”
“Talk about Pitt.”
“Can you be more specific?”
“Talk about Pitt...basketball?”
“Would you be willing to demolish the Pete to build an on campus football stadium?”
<random grunts>
“...excuse me?”
<more random grunts>
“Oh hi Jerry! Good question. No, we won’t play much zone.”
“Barabbas! Give us Barabbas!”
“What?”
“Oh. You know. Just practicing for Passion this weekend.”
“As a young African American coach, don’t you just LOVE Mike Tomlin?! What an inspiration, amirite?!”
“Come clean, Heather! We know you really wanted Oats!”
“Why do you say that?”
“I read a report to that effect IN A REPUTABLE SOURCE.”
“By whom?”
“Um....Batt....Beinbrink...?”
“As a young African American coach, don’t you just LOVE James Franklin?! What am inspiration, amirite?!”
“This one’s for you, Heather: how long have you been a female athletic director?”
“Can I get one in?”
“Go ahead, Mr Zeise.”
“Talk about Pitt.”
“Can you be more specific?”
“Talk about Pitt...basketball?”
“Would you be willing to demolish the Pete to build an on campus football stadium?”
<random grunts>
“...excuse me?”
<more random grunts>
“Oh hi Jerry! Good question. No, we won’t play much zone.”
“Barabbas! Give us Barabbas!”
“What?”
“Oh. You know. Just practicing for Passion this weekend.”
“As a young African American coach, don’t you just LOVE Mike Tomlin?! What an inspiration, amirite?!”
“Come clean, Heather! We know you really wanted Oats!”
“Why do you say that?”
“I read a report to that effect IN A REPUTABLE SOURCE.”
“By whom?”
“Um....Batt....Beinbrink...?”
