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Screw it, just make George Aston the player coach.

Pitt MD

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He can kick the ass of the opposing coaches during the pregame handshakes and intimate the opponents players so that they won't shoot the ball or guard us. We get lay up after lay up and go underscored upon. We will lead the nation in offensive and defensive efficiency. We will win every game and then break UCLA records for consecutive wins and championships.

George is the only one that can save us now !
 
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