Season's Greetings, guys, it's been a tough one. Here's to commiseration...
Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland
Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland
Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland
Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland
In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham
Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham
Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Wanderin’ in a coachless Stevie land
Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned
In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland
Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land
Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land
New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land
Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand
Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland
Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?
Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land
Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land
COVID spreads, risks the season
Gotta play, here's the reason
Got a senior QB, and we're special on D
Breakthrough time in social distance land
First 3 games, and we're cruisin'
Now we're ranked, boys are doozin'
Then we drop the next 4, seen this movie before
Feeling gray in Forge the Future land
FSU, down 11
Duzz regime, now in question
We roar back on the 'noles, rip the chokies new holes
Roller coaster ride to Clemson land
Howard’s Rock, facing Trevor
Have no chance, whatsoever
Down 31-zip, thanks to Kenny and Whip
Then beat GT and take our no-bowl stand
Another year, mediocre
Pitt fan's face, made for poker
Need a QB next year, and our O-line in gear
Or the program might be eternally damned
*****NEWSFLASH*****
PICKETT BACK!!! 5th year senior
Suddenly, grass is greener
Hail to Pitt now let's go, time to bust this plateau
10 win season finally at hand?!?!
Rocky Top, 9/11
Block our punt, down by 7
Storming back with KP, we dump Tennessee
Feelin' like a breakout season land
Back to Heinz, MAC school payday
RPO, mayday mayday
Pitt D torn to shreds, here's that feeling we dread
Whiffin' at the Lucy football land
Swarm GT, then to Blacksburg
Hokie ship, Panther iceberg
Izzy runs free, we're a brick wall on D
Back on track in coastal leader land
Now we're ranked, Clemson visits
Kick their ass, double digits
Holy shit we're elite, throwin' NY6 heat
Ridin' high in Roc the Royal land
(Bonus Bridge)
Kenny Pickett Heisman conversation
23 TDs and just one pick
Scoring average highest in the nation
In the college football playoff mix
Miami next, letdown looming
Pass defense, our undoing
Kenny throws for a ton, but two picks and we're done
Focus back on winning Coastal land
Tobacco Road, back to winning
Crushing Duke, the beginning
Beat NC with our D, Lucas Krull in OT
Survive and advance in Coastal chaos land
UVA, Coastal showdown
Defense toast, QB throwdown
3rd and 5 Kenny P, to Addison TD
Biletnikoffin' in Coastal clinching land
(Bonus Bridge II)
Feels just like the old days with Marino
Stacking wins each week with goals at stake
No more guessing which bad bowl we'll go to
Heading to the title game with Wake
From the depths, Pitt emerging
Got 10 wins, now we're surging
Thanks Narduzzi and corps, for restoring the roar
Majors smiling down from heaven land
Pickett leaves, Slovis enters
Jordan who? Mumpfield's better
O line all comes back, D set for attack
Expectations high for repeat land
Brawl is back, Gameday visits
Banner hangs, proves Pitt is it
Pitt D line paper thin, MJ pick steals the win
Warning signs in Acrisureing land
Tennessee, Panthers roaring
Up by 10, Gavin soaring
Slovis dropped on his fro, then forgets how to throw
OT loss and trouble looming land
Georgia Tech, bad and coachless
In the rain, WTF loss
Izzy beats VA Tech, but we're boring as heck
Time machine to leather helmet land
Louisville, first we rumble
Rest of game, picks and fumbles
In our coffin a nail, time to hit bourbon trail
Season sour mashed in derby land
Tar Heels next, gotta win it
Quarter four, then we quit it
Now we're out of the hunt, why can't anyone punt?
Season slips away in sky blue land
Sitting 4 and 4 and team regressing
All Americans and guys that suck
Wasting Kancey, Izzy, Wayne depressing
But let's face it this is Pitt fan luck
Team shows pride, pulls together
Wins four straight, feeling better
Back to Sun Bowl, where we always get rolled
And heading to El Paso undermanned
Second half, D takes over
Up by 6, almost over
Needing just one yard more, we fumble they score
Ghosts of Christmas past in blown lead land
Clock says :34 with no time outs left,
against the wind our stockings filled with coal
On Wayne, on Means, on Patti on a keeper
Now a spike and here comes Santa Sauls
Snap is true, ball takes its flight
Through the wind, splits the uprights
Joyous holiday cheers, 20 wins in 2 years
Season saved in old El Paso land
Slowvis gone, jurky hired
Season start, uninspired
River city letdown, country roads Morgantown
Charlotte seems a lifetime ago land
ACC, let’s get going
I guess not, we’re still blowing
Lost to heels and VT, drowning in the Dead Sea
Shades of Pitt can’t Hackett era land
What the hell is with this team on offense?
Can’t run the ball or hit a forward pass
Receivers suck and Frankie Cigs is clueless
Booing Jurky with my full grown ass
Pj benched, save us Christian
Bomb to means, on a mission
Louisville gets plucked, maybe we don’t suck?
Rekindled hope in found a QB land
Trip to Wake, first drive easy
Rest of game, feeling quesy
A Deacs victory, with a third string QB
Sliding into irrelevance land
To South Bend, gold dome shimmers
Panther hope? Not a glimmer
It’s men vs boys, we’re just Irish toys
2-6 in nightmare season land
Wheels are off and sunk in the Ohio
No blue vase is gonna save us now
Victory light switch buried under cobwebs
As bad replacements welcome Noles to town
D hangs tough, rising to it
Showing fight, can we do it?
Stupid Bart penalty, and when Mumpfield breaks free
Tauntin’ and fumblin’ on the one derland
To the Bronx, hi Bambino
Playing cuse, lame duck Dino
Run over by a truck, we officially suck
Blow it up and start all over land
Senior night, BC checks in
3rd QB, Nate the Texan
Hammond finally unleashed, Dayon Hayes is a beast
Staving off a 10-loss season land
Last game Duke, down to Raleigh
To mercifully, end this folly
Another bad loss, program albatross
Need a break from this frustration land
2 years ago we drank champagne in Charlotte
Now we effing suck beyond belief
Coaching staff don’t let the screen door hit you
Once again we need major relief
Loyal sons, let’s keep cheering
Better days, they are nearing
Through the the highs and the lows, and victorious foes
The blue and gold shall wave forever land
HAIL TO PITT!!!!
Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland
Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland
Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland
Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland
In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham
Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham
Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Wanderin’ in a coachless Stevie land
Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned
In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland
Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land
Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land
New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land
Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand
Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland
Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?
Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land
Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land
COVID spreads, risks the season
Gotta play, here's the reason
Got a senior QB, and we're special on D
Breakthrough time in social distance land
First 3 games, and we're cruisin'
Now we're ranked, boys are doozin'
Then we drop the next 4, seen this movie before
Feeling gray in Forge the Future land
FSU, down 11
Duzz regime, now in question
We roar back on the 'noles, rip the chokies new holes
Roller coaster ride to Clemson land
Howard’s Rock, facing Trevor
Have no chance, whatsoever
Down 31-zip, thanks to Kenny and Whip
Then beat GT and take our no-bowl stand
Another year, mediocre
Pitt fan's face, made for poker
Need a QB next year, and our O-line in gear
Or the program might be eternally damned
*****NEWSFLASH*****
PICKETT BACK!!! 5th year senior
Suddenly, grass is greener
Hail to Pitt now let's go, time to bust this plateau
10 win season finally at hand?!?!
Rocky Top, 9/11
Block our punt, down by 7
Storming back with KP, we dump Tennessee
Feelin' like a breakout season land
Back to Heinz, MAC school payday
RPO, mayday mayday
Pitt D torn to shreds, here's that feeling we dread
Whiffin' at the Lucy football land
Swarm GT, then to Blacksburg
Hokie ship, Panther iceberg
Izzy runs free, we're a brick wall on D
Back on track in coastal leader land
Now we're ranked, Clemson visits
Kick their ass, double digits
Holy shit we're elite, throwin' NY6 heat
Ridin' high in Roc the Royal land
(Bonus Bridge)
Kenny Pickett Heisman conversation
23 TDs and just one pick
Scoring average highest in the nation
In the college football playoff mix
Miami next, letdown looming
Pass defense, our undoing
Kenny throws for a ton, but two picks and we're done
Focus back on winning Coastal land
Tobacco Road, back to winning
Crushing Duke, the beginning
Beat NC with our D, Lucas Krull in OT
Survive and advance in Coastal chaos land
UVA, Coastal showdown
Defense toast, QB throwdown
3rd and 5 Kenny P, to Addison TD
Biletnikoffin' in Coastal clinching land
(Bonus Bridge II)
Feels just like the old days with Marino
Stacking wins each week with goals at stake
No more guessing which bad bowl we'll go to
Heading to the title game with Wake
From the depths, Pitt emerging
Got 10 wins, now we're surging
Thanks Narduzzi and corps, for restoring the roar
Majors smiling down from heaven land
Pickett leaves, Slovis enters
Jordan who? Mumpfield's better
O line all comes back, D set for attack
Expectations high for repeat land
Brawl is back, Gameday visits
Banner hangs, proves Pitt is it
Pitt D line paper thin, MJ pick steals the win
Warning signs in Acrisureing land
Tennessee, Panthers roaring
Up by 10, Gavin soaring
Slovis dropped on his fro, then forgets how to throw
OT loss and trouble looming land
Georgia Tech, bad and coachless
In the rain, WTF loss
Izzy beats VA Tech, but we're boring as heck
Time machine to leather helmet land
Louisville, first we rumble
Rest of game, picks and fumbles
In our coffin a nail, time to hit bourbon trail
Season sour mashed in derby land
Tar Heels next, gotta win it
Quarter four, then we quit it
Now we're out of the hunt, why can't anyone punt?
Season slips away in sky blue land
Sitting 4 and 4 and team regressing
All Americans and guys that suck
Wasting Kancey, Izzy, Wayne depressing
But let's face it this is Pitt fan luck
Team shows pride, pulls together
Wins four straight, feeling better
Back to Sun Bowl, where we always get rolled
And heading to El Paso undermanned
Second half, D takes over
Up by 6, almost over
Needing just one yard more, we fumble they score
Ghosts of Christmas past in blown lead land
Clock says :34 with no time outs left,
against the wind our stockings filled with coal
On Wayne, on Means, on Patti on a keeper
Now a spike and here comes Santa Sauls
Snap is true, ball takes its flight
Through the wind, splits the uprights
Joyous holiday cheers, 20 wins in 2 years
Season saved in old El Paso land
Slowvis gone, jurky hired
Season start, uninspired
River city letdown, country roads Morgantown
Charlotte seems a lifetime ago land
ACC, let’s get going
I guess not, we’re still blowing
Lost to heels and VT, drowning in the Dead Sea
Shades of Pitt can’t Hackett era land
What the hell is with this team on offense?
Can’t run the ball or hit a forward pass
Receivers suck and Frankie Cigs is clueless
Booing Jurky with my full grown ass
Pj benched, save us Christian
Bomb to means, on a mission
Louisville gets plucked, maybe we don’t suck?
Rekindled hope in found a QB land
Trip to Wake, first drive easy
Rest of game, feeling quesy
A Deacs victory, with a third string QB
Sliding into irrelevance land
To South Bend, gold dome shimmers
Panther hope? Not a glimmer
It’s men vs boys, we’re just Irish toys
2-6 in nightmare season land
Wheels are off and sunk in the Ohio
No blue vase is gonna save us now
Victory light switch buried under cobwebs
As bad replacements welcome Noles to town
D hangs tough, rising to it
Showing fight, can we do it?
Stupid Bart penalty, and when Mumpfield breaks free
Tauntin’ and fumblin’ on the one derland
To the Bronx, hi Bambino
Playing cuse, lame duck Dino
Run over by a truck, we officially suck
Blow it up and start all over land
Senior night, BC checks in
3rd QB, Nate the Texan
Hammond finally unleashed, Dayon Hayes is a beast
Staving off a 10-loss season land
Last game Duke, down to Raleigh
To mercifully, end this folly
Another bad loss, program albatross
Need a break from this frustration land
2 years ago we drank champagne in Charlotte
Now we effing suck beyond belief
Coaching staff don’t let the screen door hit you
Once again we need major relief
Loyal sons, let’s keep cheering
Better days, they are nearing
Through the the highs and the lows, and victorious foes
The blue and gold shall wave forever land
HAIL TO PITT!!!!
