Walkin' In a Winter Wlaterland (2018 Edition)

[Section5]

Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello Dinocat
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin'
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin'
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa's ass
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, 'cept for 13-9
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy skips town
Walkin' in a winter blundergraham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin' in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor Pat, white knight hero
"Stevie P, you're a zero"
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, and still won 8 games
Walkin' in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in whiteout failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin' high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Canes in town, undefeated
History, thrice repeated
Pickett boots left, #2 Hurricanes effed
Season-saving upset in Heinz Land

Duzz Year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Down 14 to Cuse, season hangs from a noose
Suffering in overscheduled land

Beat the Orange, then a win spree
Running wild, Hall and Quadree
Clinched the Coastal at Wake, with an OL screen fake
Making good on "See you in Charlotte" stand

Clemson waits, stormy evening
Hangin' tough, started believing
Then a play-calling gaffe, down 18 at half
Not ready yet for prime time in Queen land

Division champs, long time coming
2019, keep it humming
But first the Sun Bowl, beating Stanford our goal
New Year's Eve along the Rio Grande

HAIL TO PITT!!!!

 

[HailtoPitt]

Always great.

 

[SoufOaklin4Life]

always amazing

 

[Las Panteras]

Never gets old

 

[bayardstreet]

Thanks for making my weekend. Really good stuff.

 

[Pantherguy4]

EXCELLENT!

 

[President Stache]

This is amazing.

Well done

 

[recruitsreadtheseboards]

Fantastic! Well done as always.

 

[crharris8892]

CLAP CLAP CLAP, bravo...

 

[paulbl99]

That’s a BINGO

 

[Delpanther]

Pitt recent FB history in verse...well done and spot on!

 

[Pittparade]

How long did it take to concoct this song?

 

[JSSTartan]

HAIL TO PITT!!!!

Truly superb effort. Thanks so much.

 

[President Stache]

How long did it take to concoct this song?

whatever it was it was worth the effort

 

[HailtoPitt]

Bump.

 

[303vND]

Always the highlight of the year...simply GENIOUS!

 

[ratking17]

Brilliant

 

[Zeldas Open Roof]

Did anybody else read this to the tune of the song like me?

 

[HailtoPitt]

Did anybody else read this to the tune of the song like me?

Isn't that the point?

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello Dinocat
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin'
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin'
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa's ass
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, 'cept for 13-9
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy skips town
Walkin' in a winter blundergraham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin' in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor Pat, white knight hero
"Stevie P, you're a zero"
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, and still won 8 games
Walkin' in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in whiteout failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin' high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Canes in town, undefeated
History, thrice repeated
Pickett boots left, #2 Hurricanes effed
Season-saving upset in Heinz Land

Duzz Year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Down 14 to Cuse, season hangs from a noose
Suffering in overscheduled land

Beat the Orange, then a win spree
Running wild, Hall and Quadree
Clinched the Coastal at Wake, with an OL screen fake
Making good on "See you in Charlotte" stand

Clemson waits, stormy evening
Hangin' tough, started believing
Then a play-calling gaffe, down 18 at half
Not ready yet for prime time in Queen land

Division champs, long time coming
2019, keep it humming
But first the Sun Bowl, beating Stanford our goal
New Year's Eve along the Rio Grande

HAIL TO PITT!!!!

Damn. These things usually suck. But this was tremendous. Sounds like you have a history here that I sadly somehow missed.

 

[RaleighPittFan]

How long did it take to concoct this song?

Not to answer for him, but he had been doing this for years on Scout, and just updated a new verse as appropriate.

I always look forward to the additions.

Spot on, and well done.

 

[JokePa]

Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello Dinocat
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin'
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin'
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa's ass
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, 'cept for 13-9
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy skips town
Walkin' in a winter blundergraham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin' in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor Pat, white knight hero
"Stevie P, you're a zero"
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, and still won 8 games
Walkin' in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in whiteout failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin' high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Canes in town, undefeated
History, thrice repeated
Pickett boots left, #2 Hurricanes effed
Season-saving upset in Heinz Land

Duzz Year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Down 14 to Cuse, season hangs from a noose
Suffering in overscheduled land

Beat the Orange, then a win spree
Running wild, Hall and Quadree
Clinched the Coastal at Wake, with an OL screen fake
Making good on "See you in Charlotte" stand

Clemson waits, stormy evening
Hangin' tough, started believing
Then a play-calling gaffe, down 18 at half
Not ready yet for prime time in Queen land

Division champs, long time coming
2019, keep it humming
But first the Sun Bowl, beating Stanford our goal
New Year's Eve along the Rio Grande

HAIL TO PITT!!!!

I can’t even begin to tell how how amazing this is

 

[CCHS82]

Awesome! Sang it to the wife and laughed our behinds off!

Thanks!

 

[HailtoPitt]

One last bump.

 

[Bethlehemjohn]

Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello Dinocat
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin'
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin'
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa's ass
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, 'cept for 13-9
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy skips town
Walkin' in a winter blundergraham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin' in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor Pat, white knight hero
"Stevie P, you're a zero"
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, and still won 8 games
Walkin' in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in whiteout failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin' high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Canes in town, undefeated
History, thrice repeated
Pickett boots left, #2 Hurricanes effed
Season-saving upset in Heinz Land

Duzz Year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Down 14 to Cuse, season hangs from a noose
Suffering in overscheduled land

Beat the Orange, then a win spree
Running wild, Hall and Quadree
Clinched the Coastal at Wake, with an OL screen fake
Making good on "See you in Charlotte" stand

Clemson waits, stormy evening
Hangin' tough, started believing
Then a play-calling gaffe, down 18 at half
Not ready yet for prime time in Queen land

Division champs, long time coming
2019, keep it humming
But first the Sun Bowl, beating Stanford our goal
New Year's Eve along the Rio Grande

HAIL TO PITT!!!!

Awesome!

 

[Section5]

HailtoPitt - thanks for your support! And most of all just glad you enjoy it. I read this board every day, often multiples times per day, so just happy to make a small contribution.

Happy New Year to Panther Nation.

Hail to Pitt!!! Beat Stanford!!!!

 

[youghpanther1]

Man give it a rest. The guy's been gone for 13 years and you jobbers won't give it up. Pathetic and yes not remotely funny.

 

[ratking17]

Man give it a rest. The guy's been gone for 13 years and you jobbers won't give it up. Pathetic and yes not remotely funny.

If you took the time to read the entire brillance of this post, you would see it includes verses to every year up to this current season

 

[Section5]

Wait, did you actually read it? A grand total of 2 out of 17 verses have anything to do with Walt Harris.

 

[pittguy81]

Yearly gem, with new verses
Funny takes, on our curses
Thank you section five, you keep hope alive
Dreaming in a Pitt fan wonderland.


Great as always. Merry Christmas

 

[HailtoPitt]

Man give it a rest. The guy's been gone for 13 years and you jobbers won't give it up. Pathetic and yes not remotely funny.

There is always one. Congrats.

 

[youghpanther1]

Dude if you can 't handle the criticism tough crap. It stinks and is stupid.

 

[phxpanther]

Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello Dinocat
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin'
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin'
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa's ass
Walkin' in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, 'cept for 13-9
Walkin' in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy skips town
Walkin' in a winter blundergraham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin' in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor Pat, white knight hero
"Stevie P, you're a zero"
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, and still won 8 games
Walkin' in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in whiteout failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin' high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Canes in town, undefeated
History, thrice repeated
Pickett boots left, #2 Hurricanes effed
Season-saving upset in Heinz Land

Duzz Year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Down 14 to Cuse, season hangs from a noose
Suffering in overscheduled land

Beat the Orange, then a win spree
Running wild, Hall and Quadree
Clinched the Coastal at Wake, with an OL screen fake
Making good on "See you in Charlotte" stand

Clemson waits, stormy evening
Hangin' tough, started believing
Then a play-calling gaffe, down 18 at half
Not ready yet for prime time in Queen land

Division champs, long time coming
2019, keep it humming
But first the Sun Bowl, beating Stanford our goal
New Year's Eve along the Rio Grande

HAIL TO PITT!!!!

Amazing

 

[HailtoPitt]

There is always one. Congrats.

Doubling down, I see.