Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland
Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland
Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland
Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland
In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham
Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham
Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land
Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned
In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland
Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land
Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land
New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land
Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand
Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland
Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?
Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land
Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land
COVID spreads, risks the season
Gotta play, here's the reason
Got a senior QB, and we're special on D
Breakthrough time in social distance land
First 3 games, and we're cruisin'
Now we're ranked, boys are doozin'
Then we drop the next 4, seen this movie before
Feeling gray in Forge the Future land
FSU, down 11
Duzz regime, now in question
We roar back on the 'noles, rip the chokies new holes
Roller coaster ride to Clemson land
Howard’s Rock, facing Trevor
Have no chance, whatsoever
Down 31-zip, thanks to Kenny and Whip
Then beat GT and take our no-bowl stand
Another year, mediocre
Pitt fan's face, made for poker
Need a QB next year, and our O-line in gear
Or the program might be eternally damned
*****NEWSFLASH*****
PICKETT BACK!!! 5th year senior
Suddenly, grass is greener
Hail to Pitt now let's go, time to bust this plateau
10 win season finally at hand?!?!
HAIL TO PITT!!!!
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland
Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland
Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland
Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland
In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham
Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham
Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Walkin’ in a coachless Stevie land
Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned
In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland
Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land
Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land
New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land
Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand
Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland
Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?
Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land
Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land
COVID spreads, risks the season
Gotta play, here's the reason
Got a senior QB, and we're special on D
Breakthrough time in social distance land
First 3 games, and we're cruisin'
Now we're ranked, boys are doozin'
Then we drop the next 4, seen this movie before
Feeling gray in Forge the Future land
FSU, down 11
Duzz regime, now in question
We roar back on the 'noles, rip the chokies new holes
Roller coaster ride to Clemson land
Howard’s Rock, facing Trevor
Have no chance, whatsoever
Down 31-zip, thanks to Kenny and Whip
Then beat GT and take our no-bowl stand
Another year, mediocre
Pitt fan's face, made for poker
Need a QB next year, and our O-line in gear
Or the program might be eternally damned
*****NEWSFLASH*****
PICKETT BACK!!! 5th year senior
Suddenly, grass is greener
Hail to Pitt now let's go, time to bust this plateau
10 win season finally at hand?!?!
HAIL TO PITT!!!!
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