Cincy win, epic comeback
Then the brawl, Eli Magic
4-0 OOC, making Pitt history
Prowling toward a breakout season land
Chapel Hill, finally beat 'em
Squeaked by Cal, nice to meet 'em
Three pick 6's on Cuse, hungry sharks on the loose
Best start since Marino-Fralic land
Eli, Dez and Cade transform the offense
Up to number 18 CFP
Elite backers locking down the defense
Jurks and Cigs a distant memory
SMU, Dallas showdown
Crap the bed, total letdown
Then a hangover loss, CFP dreams are tossed
Sulkin' in reversion to mean land
Clemson next, late lead taken
Brick wall D, Tigers shaken
QB draw to the house, we're a bruised battered spouse
3 game skid to Pinstripe-Fenway land
Down to Ville, bourbon and coke land
Panther grit, left back in Oakland
Another no show, lookin' like Curly and Moe
Relapsing back to irrelevance land
Season crashing back to minor bowl game
All the first half promise up in smoke
O line sucks, receivers hands of granite
QB brains concussed to scrambled yolk
Fifth straight loss, we can't shake it
Seven wins, guess we'll take it
Eli and Dez back next year, plus our sharks spreading fear
Until then Hail to Volleyball team land
Hail to Pitt!!!!
Then the brawl, Eli Magic
4-0 OOC, making Pitt history
Prowling toward a breakout season land
Chapel Hill, finally beat 'em
Squeaked by Cal, nice to meet 'em
Three pick 6's on Cuse, hungry sharks on the loose
Best start since Marino-Fralic land
Eli, Dez and Cade transform the offense
Up to number 18 CFP
Elite backers locking down the defense
Jurks and Cigs a distant memory
SMU, Dallas showdown
Crap the bed, total letdown
Then a hangover loss, CFP dreams are tossed
Sulkin' in reversion to mean land
Clemson next, late lead taken
Brick wall D, Tigers shaken
QB draw to the house, we're a bruised battered spouse
3 game skid to Pinstripe-Fenway land
Down to Ville, bourbon and coke land
Panther grit, left back in Oakland
Another no show, lookin' like Curly and Moe
Relapsing back to irrelevance land
Season crashing back to minor bowl game
All the first half promise up in smoke
O line sucks, receivers hands of granite
QB brains concussed to scrambled yolk
Fifth straight loss, we can't shake it
Seven wins, guess we'll take it
Eli and Dez back next year, plus our sharks spreading fear
Until then Hail to Volleyball team land
Hail to Pitt!!!!
