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Tongues and Handshake

Watching game over I am not sure that I would say the UCLA QB was sticking out his tongue at our players. Seemed more like an action of a player realizing what their last game meant to their legacy. Don’t get me wrong the kid is a d!ck but the tongue seems to be one of his minor offenses.

Also Chip Kelly did shake Duzz’s hand. You could see it right after the tongue with Duzz wearing two hats on his head.

Great game. Why look for other crap to gripe about?

Projected Final Top 25

Assuming all favorites win in remaining games.

#1 Georgia 15-0

#2 Mich 14-1

#3 TCU 12-2

#4 OSU 11-2

#5 Bama 11-2

#6 Tenn 11-2

#7 Utah 11-3

#8 USC 12-2

#9 Wash 11-2

#10 FSU 10-3

#11 Oregon 10-3

#12 PSU 10-3

#13 Clemson 11-3

#14 K State 10-4

#15 LSU 10-4

#16 Oregon St. 10-3

#17 ND 9-4

#18 Tulane 11-3

#19 Miss State 9-4

#20 Pitt 9-4

#21 Troy 12-2

#22 UCLA 9-4

#23 Minn 9-4

#24 South Carolina 8-5

#25 Fresno 10-4 or Texas 8-5

I think the only question is, will Pitt jump Troy. they should. But will they?

Was that the best game Narduzzi has ever coached?

I’d say it was.

I’m not talking about scheme or play calling - you guys can call him a “caveman on offense that doesn’t adjust his defense and leaves guys on islands” all you want. But he had a team with opt outs all over the place against a mostly full strength UCLA team come out ready to PLAY.

That team could have laid down after the Patti pick six. We’ve seen plenty of Pitt teams do that. It could have been over after the late UCLA touchdown. I know I “rage quit” the game at that point.

But not today. Not this team. And not with this coach. H2FP!!!

P.S. Bet their QB wished he opted out of this one…putting 3 INTs on tape and getting hurt won’t help his draft stock…

Strange coincidence....

The last names of both Pickett and Patti contain the letters P-I-T-T.

And the leftover letters spell out C-A-K-E.

And the last name of the QB who started most of the season for us contains the letters L-O-S-S.

And the last name of the other QB that started a game this year contains the letters R-E-A-L-L-Y.


I have no idea what all this means... but if I was a QAnon nut, I'd come up with some meaning.

Help Me

I woke up this morning and remembered that yesterday Pitt’s basketball team beat a ranked UNC team, Pitt won the Sun Bowl on a last second field goal, and my son helped lead his team to an upset over a powerful East Lansing High School team.

As a Pitt fan I don’t have much experience with this many good things happening so close together. Any advice:)

Walkin' in a Winter Wlaterland (2022 Edition)

To Panther Nation - it's been a long journey. To those that have endured, this one's for you...

Majors 2, blowout losses
Hire Wlat, west coast tosses
The script off our hat, hello dinocat
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Pistol Pete, took us bowlin’
Rod-to-Fitz, O was rollin’
Closed Pitt Stadium with class, shut out Joepa’s ass
Walkin’ in a winter Wlaterland

Fiesta Bowl, a disaster
Wanny next, make us faster
Lost to Ohio U, Connecticut too
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

Elite backs, in succession
Falling short, our obsession
A six year waste of time, ‘cept for 13-9
Walkin’ in a winter Wannyland

In comes Graham, expectations
Tino sacks, interceptions
The left lane closed down, as Fraudy slips town
Walkin’ in a winter blunder Graham

Chryst is born, our new savior
New regime, same behavior
Lost to YSU Pens, wide right in South Bend
Winter number three in Birmingham

Two more years, same old story
Zips and Cavs, games were gory
Chryst follows the cheese, stop the carousel please
Wanderin’ in a coachless Stevie land

Chancellor G, white knight hero
“Stevie P, you’re a zero”
The cancer resigns, cathedral lights shine
The grinch who stole our Pitt finally canned

In comes Duzz, thank you Sparty
4Q fails, now a party
We lost our King James, still won 8 games
Walkin’ in a winner wonderland

Conner strong, cancer vanquished
Host the Peds, 16 year absence
Ran all over their ass, intercepted a pass
Sweet victory in white out failure land

Hit the road, to Death Valley
Down by 8, staged a rally
Blewitt hits from downtown, national champions go down
Ridin’ high in signature win land

New OC, lousy omen
New QB, Max the Trojan
Precious little to cheer, no bowl game this year
Struggling in quarterback-less land

Duzz year 4, schedule brutal
Peds and Knights, games were futile
Then a season remake, clinched the Coastal at Wake
Making good on “see you in Charlotte” stand

Crack the Whip, now we’re throwin’
To the Beav, last time goin’
Pickett puts on a cape, but the pedos escape
Kickin’ in a fourth-and-one derland

Back to Heinz, Pittsburgh special
ACC, time to wrestle
We win 5 of next 6, thanks to D sacks and picks
Breakout season finally at hand?

Two games left, dreaming Orange
Whoops we’re Pitt, pass the syringe
Goose egged at VT, crapped the bed to BC
Ten straight years in 5+ losses land

Panther D, new steel curtain
Red zone O, field goal certain
2020 is near, can that PLEASE be the year?
10 wins or bust in Year 6 Duzzi land

COVID spreads, risks the season
Gotta play, here's the reason
Got a senior QB, and we're special on D
Breakthrough time in social distance land

First 3 games, and we're cruisin'
Now we're ranked, boys are doozin'
Then we drop the next 4, seen this movie before
Feeling gray in Forge the Future land

FSU, down 11
Duzz regime, now in question
We roar back on the 'noles, rip the chokies new holes
Roller coaster ride to Clemson land

Howard’s Rock, facing Trevor
Have no chance, whatsoever
Down 31-zip, thanks to Kenny and Whip
Then beat GT and take our no-bowl stand

Another year, mediocre
Pitt fan's face, made for poker
Need a QB next year, and our O-line in gear
Or the program might be eternally damned

*****NEWSFLASH*****

PICKETT BACK!!! 5th year senior
Suddenly, grass is greener
Hail to Pitt now let's go, time to bust this plateau
10 win season finally at hand?!?!

Rocky Top, 9/11
Block our punt, down by 7
Storming back with KP, we dump Tennessee
Feelin' like a breakout season land

Back to Heinz, MAC school payday
RPO, mayday mayday
Pitt D torn to shreds, here's that feeling we dread
Whiffin' at the Lucy football land

Swarm GT, then to Blacksburg
Hokie ship, Panther iceberg
Izzy runs free, we're a brick wall on D
Back on track in coastal leader land

Now we're ranked, Clemson visits
Kick their ass, double digits
Holy shit we're elite, throwin' NY6 heat
Ridin' high in Roc the Royal land

(bonus bridge)
Kenny Pickett Heisman conversation
23 TDs and just one pick
Scoring average highest in the nation
In the college football playoff mix

Miami next, letdown looming
Pass defense, our undoing
Kenny throws for a ton, but two picks and we're done
Focus back on winning Coastal land

Tobacco Road, back to winning
Crushing Duke, the beginning
Beat NC with our D, Lucas Krull in OT
Survive and advance in Coastal chaos land

UVA, Coastal showdown
Defense toast, QB throwdown
3rd and 5 Kenny P, to Addison TD
Biletnikoffin' in Coastal clinching land

(bonus bridge II)
Feels just like the old days with Marino
Stacking wins each week with goals at stake
No more guessing which bad bowl we'll go to
Heading to the title game with Wake

From the depths, Pitt emerging
Got 10 wins, now we're surging
Thanks Narduzzi and corps, for restoring the roar
Majors smiling down from heaven land

HAIL TO PITT!!!!
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