I just can't wait to hear what guys like Lubrano have to say. I am fascinated to see what Penn Staters 4 Responsible Cover Ups (which was contrived by a PR team to make the movement look larger than it actually is) come up with now?
I would also like to hear the Paterno family's response because it is almost certainly going to be a doozy. Can we look forward to another letter from the great beyond from Tupac Paterno that explains all this away? I can't wait to see what their high-priced Washington, DC-based crisis communications team (which created PS4RS as a classic AstroTurf organization) dreams up next.
Maybe this time Sue will wake up in the middle of the night and discuss issue with the ghost of Joe, where he will explain everything. Maybe it will be a baked good that Scott Paterno is about to eat that will be in Joe's image and that will finally explains all this away once and for all?
Stay tuned. I'm sure it will be amazing.
I know, how about a televised séance where Madame Paterneau (Jay in drag) speaks with Joe directly and reports back to the cameras exactly what he says? That's the only way to get to the bottom of this – a televised séance with Madame Paterneau, one of Central Pennsylvania's most respected fortune tellers.
Maybe they will use the oldest Washington trick in the book and demonize the men who pled guilty?
"You know, Paterno never did trust either of those snakes and this incident shows why he was so wise. They kept child rape a secret from him for decades."
You know it's going to be something inane like that. They are all in, they cannot admit guilt now, even if the guys actually sitting in the room conspiring with Paterno have already done so.
We all know how this goes. The Paterno's make an insane and completely unsubstantiated claim, hundreds of thousands of naive morons believe it as gospel, and the rest of the country shakes it's collective head incredulously wondering what the hell happened in Central Pennsylvania to make them all so batshit crazy?
Rinse. Wash. Repeat.
