**** (DT Normally uses Three but I have Four) Today, I went to a Cuban restaurant and when asked for my order, I simply said, "Give me the beefiest dish.. I am hungry and require beef."
**** The Waiter replied, "I don't understand your ... uh.. beef? the Ropa..? Explain..."
**** With this simple exchange, I came to the conclusion that The Waiter could play for this 2015-16 Basketball Team.
**** Pitt is lacking the meaty cojones the Big East once required. If said cojones weren't present, the Big East created Them from the formative combination of Sutherland Hall chicken sandwiches and Emeka Ofafor elbows.
**** The type of cojones that harden only due to the original muscle hamster Dominic James’ obsessive kicking in the literal groin during layup attempts.
**** For a decade, we made up for missing shots with making bruises.
**** It is not coincidence that our Slide has coincided with Jamie's flat out failure at the position that made him so successful - the Big-Assed, Angry, Beefy almalgomation of a PF/C. The TONE SETTER.
**** Now, I understand that many of you have never played organized sports. Allow me to explain the TONE SETTER.
**** He sets the tone.
**** Why have we changed the Formula? Literally and figuratively, why do we have boys as opposed to Tone Setters?
**** Is it because we joined the ACC? The ACC is a league full of fast, skinny boys? Wiz Khalifas? We now have to play flag football after 13 years of tackle? We have to change the Brand?
**** The Steelers changed the Formula; however, and immediately went back and drafted 11 linebackers in the first round and ran to the Silverback and (while he was flipping Monster Truck tires in a scrapyard) begged the 47 year old Angry SOB to return.
**** Aside front the Tone Setter recruiting misses, tonight I came to another conclusion as the Wife was completing her chores and I was watching the Pitt boys run AWAY from contact.
**** Why have we lost the Edge? The Edge had a name as so many of the Board Mouth Breathers have pointed out. The Edge... was Slice. Think … that Glare. The Pipeline. The Pride.
**** We need a Rambo on Staff. Was Rambo the Greatest Acting Performance of all time? No. Would you challenge him? Not unless you wanted out of your Chipotle E-Coli-induced personal hell.
**** Jamie cannot be Mom and Dad. Good cop, bad cop.
**** Pitt needs a Drunk Uncle. The Man who doesn't watch political debates because Rocky II is on TNT.
**** Pitt needs a Man who eats the beer can after he drinks it.
**** Pitt needs a Man who does not care if his eyebrows connect in the Middle.
**** Pitt needs a man who lives to breathe his own coffee breath after he screams.
**** Pitt Basketball needs Mike Ditka.
**** The Waiter replied, "I don't understand your ... uh.. beef? the Ropa..? Explain..."
**** With this simple exchange, I came to the conclusion that The Waiter could play for this 2015-16 Basketball Team.
**** Pitt is lacking the meaty cojones the Big East once required. If said cojones weren't present, the Big East created Them from the formative combination of Sutherland Hall chicken sandwiches and Emeka Ofafor elbows.
**** The type of cojones that harden only due to the original muscle hamster Dominic James’ obsessive kicking in the literal groin during layup attempts.
**** For a decade, we made up for missing shots with making bruises.
**** It is not coincidence that our Slide has coincided with Jamie's flat out failure at the position that made him so successful - the Big-Assed, Angry, Beefy almalgomation of a PF/C. The TONE SETTER.
**** Now, I understand that many of you have never played organized sports. Allow me to explain the TONE SETTER.
**** He sets the tone.
**** Why have we changed the Formula? Literally and figuratively, why do we have boys as opposed to Tone Setters?
**** Is it because we joined the ACC? The ACC is a league full of fast, skinny boys? Wiz Khalifas? We now have to play flag football after 13 years of tackle? We have to change the Brand?
**** The Steelers changed the Formula; however, and immediately went back and drafted 11 linebackers in the first round and ran to the Silverback and (while he was flipping Monster Truck tires in a scrapyard) begged the 47 year old Angry SOB to return.
**** Aside front the Tone Setter recruiting misses, tonight I came to another conclusion as the Wife was completing her chores and I was watching the Pitt boys run AWAY from contact.
**** Why have we lost the Edge? The Edge had a name as so many of the Board Mouth Breathers have pointed out. The Edge... was Slice. Think … that Glare. The Pipeline. The Pride.
**** We need a Rambo on Staff. Was Rambo the Greatest Acting Performance of all time? No. Would you challenge him? Not unless you wanted out of your Chipotle E-Coli-induced personal hell.
**** Jamie cannot be Mom and Dad. Good cop, bad cop.
**** Pitt needs a Drunk Uncle. The Man who doesn't watch political debates because Rocky II is on TNT.
**** Pitt needs a Man who eats the beer can after he drinks it.
**** Pitt needs a Man who does not care if his eyebrows connect in the Middle.
**** Pitt needs a man who lives to breathe his own coffee breath after he screams.
**** Pitt Basketball needs Mike Ditka.
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