USA Soccer thread spring/summer 2023

[Fk_Pitt]

Or one individual effort

 

[Fk_Pitt]

And at the half of extra time Lalas is trying to convince everyone that Ferreira is having a great game and is all over the field.

He’s probably gassed from 110 minutes of nothingness

 

[Allan McMurray]

This is a 100% embarrassing performance.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

Nothing says "kitchen sink time" like bringing on Christian Roldan.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Stu Holden is becoming as insufferable as Lalas.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Oh wow. Wow. ugly goals are sometimes what you need.

 

[recruitsreadtheseboards]

A team. B team. C team. USA Soccer "had no use for corner kicks."

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

Stu Holden is becoming as insufferable as Lalas.

He's awful.

 

[Allan McMurray]

The Jones kid at LB has had a nice game. Some lazy passes, but overall he has had a nice one.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

A team. B team. C team. USA Soccer "had no use for corner kicks."

It's kind of comical at this point.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Wonderful last kick service by Jesus Zardes.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

Wonderful last kick service by Jesus Zardes.

It looked like he was trying to score directly on the kick.

 

[Fk_Pitt]

He's awful.

100 times better than twellman though.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

100 times better than twellman though.

Sadly, yes.

 

[Fk_Pitt]

67% possession
13 to 3 on corner kicks
21 to 5 in shots
8 to 2 shots on goal.

About to lose in penalties.

Priceless

 

[Allan McMurray]

The US has 3 of the biggest moronic mouthpieces that chime in consistently. Lalas, Twellman and Holden.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

This is so moronic. Just walk past the players and say get back where you belong right now or you get a yellow. And then see whose stupid enough to keep standing there.

 

[Allan McMurray]

What a terrible penalty by Vitoria

 

[Allan McMurray]

even worse by vazquez.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Matty Turner is an animal so far. 2 for 2

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

This shootout will end 1-0 after eight rounds.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Almost 3-3

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Cade Cowell looks like a hockey player

 

[Allan McMurray]

Busio with a clutch one.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Zardes just sneaks it past

 

[recruitsreadtheseboards]

Matty Turner a ****ing warrior there.

 

[Allan McMurray]

wowsies. wowsies.

 

[Fk_Pitt]

This is so moronic. Just walk past the players and say get back where you belong right now or you get a yellow. And then see whose stupid enough to keep standing there.

I think that was gamesmanship to ice the Canada shooter.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

Rob Stone: "The man of the match has to be Matt Turner."

Alexi Lalas, probably: "Hold on, what about Jesus Ferreira?"

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Ok. Million dollar question.

Who was the fifth shooter??

Roldan, Morris, or Long??

Lol.

 

[Allan McMurray]

and Lalas continues spewing chunks of stupidity out of his mouth. Stop saying this is a good US team, it's mediocre and it showed against a terrible canada b team.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

I think that was gamesmanship to ice the Canada shooter.

I agree. And the ref could have ended it in about two seconds. Everyone who doesn't back up to where they belong gets a yellow. For a couple guys that would turn into a red. For a few more guys it would keep them from playing the next game due to accumulation. No one would be stupid enough to do that. So they'd get back to where they belong, and the PKs could have started.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Ok. Million dollar question.

Who was the fifth shooter??

Roldan, Morris, or Long??

Lol.

Turner

 

[Fk_Pitt]

even worse by vazquez.

Ok. I texted my Dad when Vazquez came in, and a few minutes later he said to me that he doesn’t have good feet. I responded by saying that I like him and literally a second later he scored. My Dad texted back and said “that wasn’t his feet”. Lol.

After that penalty, I texted my Dad and said he could be right.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

Ok. Million dollar question.

Who was the fifth shooter??

Roldan, Morris, or Long??

Lol.

Surely it would have been Roldan.

Let's be glad we didn't have to find out.

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Turner

Was he or are you just kidding? That would have been awesome.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Ok. I texted my Dad when Vazquez came in, and a few minutes later he said to me that he doesn’t have good feet. I responded by saying that I like him and literally a second later he scored. My Dad texted back and said “that wasn’t his feet”. Lol.

After that penalty, I texted my Dad and said he could be right.

Dad's are usually right. lol.

 

[Fk_Pitt]

Now I need a spirit to calm me down…and to listen to this post game show.

Donovan really pissed me off yesterday when he said Pulisic should play in MLS to get ready for the World Cup.

 

[Allan McMurray]

Was he or are you just kidding? That would have been awesome.

I was kidding but I'd rather see him than Long or Roldan.

 

[Joe the Panther Fan]

Now I need a spirit to calm me down…and to listen to this post game show.

Donovan really pissed me off yesterday when he said Pulisic should play in MLS to get ready for the World Cup.

I heard that! And thought that's just his way to try to justify his career decisions. Because there is no way he can really think that's the best thing for him to do.