There most certainly would be a cultist that not only would buy this but wear them with their 409 sweatshirtMaybe they also saved his pants he shit himself in many years ago during a game. What cultist wouldn't want to throw some money back into the program for a pair of defiled Joe pa poopy pants??
Mr Magoo glasses 🤓Some asshat is going to buy those damn things and probably later go blind trying to wear them when they don’t have the prescription… you just know it.