That's cool Paul. You are entitled to your opinion. You don't have to like the sport. You never will, but that's ok. You sound old. If a grandchild played it at a high level, and you had an interest in your grandchild, I'd bet good money that your feelings would be different.
The men played last night and there were times I thought it was boring too. I was flipping between that and the pirate game. When I was bored with the baseball, I flipped to soccer. When I was bored with the soccer, I flipped to baseball. The best thing to compare to HS football is the Riverhounds, but that's because they are soccers version of the Altoona Curve. They are in a 3rd tier American league, which puts them in the 200th best (I have no idea) league in the world? Last night the U.S. men played Haiti in Foxboro, and drew between 40-50K. Next month the U.S. women will play an exhibition at Heinz field vs Costa Rica. They had 30k tickets sold, and that was before they won the World Cup and in the first couple days that tickets went on sale. Maybe they get 50K now? 60K? But you are right. The women will go back to playing in front of 5000 people per night because they are in infancy stages of their league. And I do wonder if a women's pro league will ever draw. What does the WNBA draw? But let's not forget the topic of this thread way back when...it was just about the ridiculously high TV ratings that the women got. Since you reference baseball, it was Better than the World Series. And yes it was for one day in a game that's played once every four years. But it was still pretty cool.
Serious question, why is using your hands imperative to be a viable sport in your eyes? couldnt it be argued that dribbling a ball with your feet around and through multiple defenders is more difficult that holding a ball in your hands and running around 280lb defensive lineman who are being blocked and impeded by your teammates? And couldn't it be argued that what Rapinoe did in the clip above, serving a ball 30-40 yards with her foot and putting it right on Wambachs head in the last 30 seconds of a game is pretty impressive in the same manner that what Roethlisberger and Holmes did with their hands in the last minute of the super bowl a few years ago?
Bending a ball with your foot around a wall of players and inside the far post and out of the reach of a goalkeepers hand to win a game in the 90th minute is just as impressive a feat (maybe more) as Mark Melancon throwing his cutter and striking out a Cardinal in the 9th inning of a baseball game. Both impressive. Different skill sets. Both are athletes. You and I? Different tastes. But both great sports.