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This is like Vizzini on the Princess Bride

President Stache

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Hamlin must be picking Pitt because Duzz is here and its home
but Hamlin musts not be picking pitt because of the one finger in the Pitt photo

But Hamlin must know that so of course it has to be Pitt
But Hamlin is retweeting OSU and PSU fans asking him to select their school and not Pitt fans doing the same, so he must not be going to Pitt. Or he is going to Pitt and he is trolling the other fans

Or he is a massive douchebag and wants to hurt the feelings of his home city, so therefore all douchebags go to Penn State (you know, except my aunt who was a very nice lady), and so must be Hamlin

Or Hamlin must be going to OSU because his childhoods dog was named Buck. And if he doesnt pick Pitt the only chance he isnt booed relentlessly in Pittsburgh is to go to a school not playing Pitt at all. Or he will go to Pitt since the other 2 schools are in the big 10 and he wont have to go against one of them each year.

I dont know... we will find out in 30 minutes.
 
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