Nobody else seems willing or able to get this.
I certainly don't know the ins and outs of scheduling either but I know for sure our ADs don't have the money or power to handpick just any opponents we please, easy to beat but legit sounding enough to matter, on the years and days we want them, with never a return visit. Never mind deep pocket schools all looking to do the same.
Even now it's interesting the delusion.
Posters here picture our guy/gal able to pick up the phone to anyone we please, and just utter "Hi Bowling Green, Pitt here. Good news, we decided you will be our victim on Sept 6, 2024. Make sure you stink that year! " Even if they answered our call, the first question would be "how much you got?"